You want a guy who can bring the Bacon And you want a guy with Savoir Faire Somebody who can take control of it Someone with cool black shiny hair
You don't want a boyfriend What you want is Mr. Spock To come to your wasteland And destroy the robot Something more than human Someone with blood that's cold and green You want something better than me
Captain Kirk went to the planet And there he fought the man-lizard He saved the ship, invented the gunpowder But that's just not good enough for you, is it?
You don't want a boyfriend What you want is Mr. Spock To come to your wasteland And destroy the robot Something more than human Someone with blood that's cold and green You want something better than me
You sit all night at your computer Drinking Diet Dr. Pepper Looking for an answer to it all. Say the words! Say the words! Say, say, say the words!
You don't want a boyfriend What you want is Mr. Spock To come to your wasteland And destroy the robot Something more than human Someone with blood that's cold and green You want something better than me